Classic Logical Fallacies
A troll is never alone. A troll is always surrounded by a warm blanket of bad reasoning.
Straw Man
Replace the other person's real position with a much sillier one, then triumph over the version you invented.
Ad Hominem
Attack the person instead of the argument. It is easier than thinking and feels very decisive for several seconds.
False Dilemma
Pretend there are only two options, usually one absurd and one preferred by the troll.
Whataboutism
When criticism becomes uncomfortable, redirect attention elsewhere and call that a rebuttal.
Slippery Slope
Insist that a modest step will inevitably lead to total collapse, chaos, tyranny, or snacks being outlawed.
Appeal to Popularity
If lots of people believe it, claim that makes it true. By this standard, bad chain emails would be sacred texts.
Appeal to Authority
Quote a confident person, even if they are outside their expertise, and treat that as the end of the matter.
Burden Shifting
Make a shaky claim and then insist everyone else must disprove it for you.
Circular Reasoning
Your conclusion is true because your premise says so, and your premise is true because your conclusion says so. Efficient, if not useful.
Cherry Picking
Ignore the full body of evidence and cling to the one scrap that flatters your position.
Red Herring
Introduce a distracting side issue and act as though it was the real topic all along.
No True Scotsman
When a counterexample appears, redefine the category so the counterexample no longer counts.
Tu Quoque
Respond to criticism by accusing the other person of inconsistency, as if that settles the original issue.
Begging the Question
Smuggle the conclusion into the premise and then admire how inevitable the conclusion now seems.
Hasty Generalization
Observe one or two examples and immediately draw a grand universal rule from them.
Anecdotal Fallacy
Prefer one vivid story over mountains of broader evidence because it feels better that way.
Middle Ground Fallacy
Assume the truth must be halfway between two positions, even when one of those positions is nonsense.
Appeal to Nature
Claim something is good because it is "natural" or bad because it is not, with no further effort.
Genetic Fallacy
Judge a claim entirely by its source or origin instead of its actual merits.
Special Pleading
Demand rigorous standards for everyone else while quietly exempting your own side from them.
Composition and Division
Assume what is true of one part must be true of the whole, or what is true of the whole must be true of every part.
Appeal to Emotion
Substitute outrage, pity, fear, or disgust for an argument and hope nobody notices the switch.
False Equivalence
Treat two things as basically the same because precision would be inconvenient.
Moving the Goalposts
Once evidence appears, change the standard of proof so that success remains permanently out of reach.
Loaded Question
Ask a question that smuggles in an accusation, then act shocked when people object to the framing.
Appeal to Tradition
Insist something should continue simply because it has been around a long time.
Appeal to Novelty
Claim the new thing must be better merely because it is new.
Bandwagon by Association
Attach a position to a tribe, trend, or identity and imply that disagreement is social betrayal.