The Troll Handbook Fallacy 1: Straw Man Permalink
1. Straw Man
Replace the other person's real position with a much sillier one, then triumph over the version you invented.
A troll is never alone. A troll is always surrounded by a warm blanket of bad reasoning.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 1: Straw Man Permalink
Replace the other person's real position with a much sillier one, then triumph over the version you invented.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 2: Ad Hominem Permalink
Attack the person instead of the argument. It is easier than thinking and feels very decisive for several seconds.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 3: False Dilemma Permalink
Pretend there are only two options, usually one absurd and one preferred by the troll.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 4: Whataboutism Permalink
When criticism becomes uncomfortable, redirect attention elsewhere and call that a rebuttal.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 5: Slippery Slope Permalink
Insist that a modest step will inevitably lead to total collapse, chaos, tyranny, or snacks being outlawed.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 6: Appeal to Popularity Permalink
If lots of people believe it, claim that makes it true. By this standard, bad chain emails would be sacred texts.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 7: Appeal to Authority Permalink
Quote a confident person, even if they are outside their expertise, and treat that as the end of the matter.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 8: Burden Shifting Permalink
Make a shaky claim and then insist everyone else must disprove it for you.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 9: Circular Reasoning Permalink
Your conclusion is true because your premise says so, and your premise is true because your conclusion says so. Efficient, if not useful.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 10: Cherry Picking Permalink
Ignore the full body of evidence and cling to the one scrap that flatters your position.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 11: Red Herring Permalink
Introduce a distracting side issue and act as though it was the real topic all along.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 12: No True Scotsman Permalink
When a counterexample appears, redefine the category so the counterexample no longer counts.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 13: Tu Quoque Permalink
Respond to criticism by accusing the other person of inconsistency, as if that settles the original issue.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 14: Begging the Question Permalink
Smuggle the conclusion into the premise and then admire how inevitable the conclusion now seems.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 15: Hasty Generalization Permalink
Observe one or two examples and immediately draw a grand universal rule from them.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 16: Anecdotal Fallacy Permalink
Prefer one vivid story over mountains of broader evidence because it feels better that way.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 17: Middle Ground Fallacy Permalink
Assume the truth must be halfway between two positions, even when one of those positions is nonsense.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 18: Appeal to Nature Permalink
Claim something is good because it is "natural" or bad because it is not, with no further effort.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 19: Genetic Fallacy Permalink
Judge a claim entirely by its source or origin instead of its actual merits.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 20: Special Pleading Permalink
Demand rigorous standards for everyone else while quietly exempting your own side from them.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 21: Composition and Division Permalink
Assume what is true of one part must be true of the whole, or what is true of the whole must be true of every part.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 22: Appeal to Emotion Permalink
Substitute outrage, pity, fear, or disgust for an argument and hope nobody notices the switch.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 23: False Equivalence Permalink
Treat two things as basically the same because precision would be inconvenient.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 24: Moving the Goalposts Permalink
Once evidence appears, change the standard of proof so that success remains permanently out of reach.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 25: Loaded Question Permalink
Ask a question that smuggles in an accusation, then act shocked when people object to the framing.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 26: Appeal to Tradition Permalink
Insist something should continue simply because it has been around a long time.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 27: Appeal to Novelty Permalink
Claim the new thing must be better merely because it is new.
The Troll Handbook Fallacy 28: Bandwagon by Association Permalink
Attach a position to a tribe, trend, or identity and imply that disagreement is social betrayal.